The screams all sound the same.
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
(via sammysamwinchester)
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
(Source: thirlwingz, via sammysamwinchester)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(via lovethewayihateyou)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via allisonleequintanilla)
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
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